TEAMS

Photo Courtesy of Dave McQueen



The Team - photos courtesy of Tonya Zelinsky

BB Sting  #5x5

Floats like a butterfly and stings like a BB!  Although this honey may seem sweet, she comes with a razor sharp accuracy and calculated velocity.  That sound you hear milliseconds before you find yourself looking up at her from your back is the sonic boom of her buzzin’ all up in your biznass.  We recommend you stay down....

Bounty Hunt-Her  #10-30V

Dog who? Don't kid yourself, you're a target.....everyone's a target.  If you skip bail or breakfast, she's coming for you.  Eat your Wheaties people, because you're going to need the strength to try and out last the Hunt-Her

Cee Cee Sickness  #82

Cee Cee learned early on that swabbing the decks went much faster when you wore roller skates.

Cherry- oto- Fire  #7

Watch yourself as Cherry is H.O.T  - she’s come to burn this mutha down! Cherry – oto - Fire is unteathered and unhinged, she’ll scorch you with her lightning speed, singe you with her blazin’ hits and leave you wishing you could get your eyebrows back.  Fire is the name and burnin’ up the track is her game.

Dee Dee Monroe #1962

Dee Dee is no delicate flower but is definitely an original Misfit.  She can be found rockin' out at CBGB & OMFUG, roaming the halls of the Chelsea Hotel or firmly planted in front of your jammer.  Today she will steal your love but tomorrow the world.

Freckles  #89

If you were in the wild, she would attack you, even if you weren't in her food chain.  If you’re coming up against her and her posse you will lose that battle.....you lose that battle 9 times out of 10.  She’s developed a system to aggressively hunt you and it’s not going to be for days at a time....maybe an hour, hour - forty five?

Ginger Dynamite   #b00m

Ginger Dynamite is the reason redheads have a bad reputation. Expelled from Ms. Vicky's School of Anger Management and The Performing Arts for improper disposal of an explosive device, Ginger now travels Canada in support of her latest book, "I Will Blow up Your Moustache."  Ginger's hobbies include derby, kicking things, and tempting the weak willed.  By court order, she would like everyone to know that it's wrong to win a dance off by liberal use of plastic
explosives.


Jenuine Draft  #6 pack

As a child Jenuine Draft was taken from her home in the night and held at a top secret government testing facility where young girls were forced to play blindfolded hopscotch, on roller skates, while their cruel trainers threw dodgeballs at them. Practicing in the frozen barn with her original Tri-City teammates she used her heightened senses to avoid bone crushing hits while skating as fast as she could just to stay warm. When she moved West and joined STAHR at their heated practice facilities, she could finally feel her toes - there was nothing standing in the way of her total derby domination.

Lilly Killin’ #113

“You don't stand still. You either go up or down. Usually down, sooner or later.”  Recognizing that it’s dangerous when a long shot comes in, Lilly is the derby diva on the track that lowers the odds.  Grifters have an irresistible urge to beat the guy that’s wise....but you ain’t so wise.  Lilly will con you into believing she’s not a threat but she’s tough as nails - the nails that will seal your coffin and make you lie down with dogs.

Maddie Rage  #.008

Precision and destruction feeds her and she’s one hungry skater. This agent orange controlled your past and is working on your present.  There’s no escaping the cross-hairs so submit to sleeping now in the fire.

Motley Mary Lou  #27:

With trouble in her eyes, Motley Mary Lou is known as Public Enemy #1. This live wire plays on the wild side and is red hot if she don't get her way.  She’ll tear you down sucker, reducing you to a mere blood stain on the track because she is going out swinging!  For which you’ll go away mad, but she prefers that you just go away....

Petra Phi  #1.618

Shedding the confines of Roman rule, Petra began her path of annihilation of all those opposed to divine proportion.  This Golden Mean means to go all Fibonnacci on your jammer and divide your line with blistering reckoning.   Having trouble computing?  Prepare to be schooled...

Sue Nami  #17

Sue Nami, the irresistible force that destroys the unsuspecting immovable object.  Tiny, powerful, and quick witted, legend has it that she was raised by a ninja mermaid and a wayward band of Alaskan king crab fisherman.  Currently, Sue divides her time between the Witness Relocation program and her one woman show, “Derby’s Deadliest Catch.”

Sweet-Odd-A-Tee #861

By day this sweet-tart bakes up some of the best tasting treats in town! But as night falls, her blood begins to sour and she’s teeing you up to take you down.  Tiny and stealth, that gnawing at your ankles is the bite of her toxic hits followed with a booty blocking chaser.

The Rephaels Reffing Crew

$even Dollar 

Never mean but always fair, this Rephael gives tough love! His super powers are balancing the estrogen/testosterone ratio and 20/20 vision.  Watch those elbows and forearms folks or he’ll flip you off!

Magic Johnson

If you’re high-postin’ while runnin’ fives, he will call you out.  It’s no illusion when he gives you the sleight of hand as a result of your flagrant fouls in the paint. Always strategically positioned, Magic is the master at conjuring trips to the penalty box.

R. Sole

Occasionally channelling Denis Leary lyrics, R. Sole gets into the sub-cockle areas of your heart regardless of driving slow in the ultra fast lane.  He believes that John Wayne is not dead, only frozen and when they thaw out the Duke, he’ll recruit him to become a ref for STAHR derby.